you might wonder.. "where is it that Kristen sits when she writes about her kinda days..
well people.. right now I am sitting outside! and I webcam pic'ed for you guys as evidence. yep... so when I'm old and have major wrinkles from squinting in the sun.. you can bring me back to this picture and say "this is why" and I'll likely say "Hmmph" and that I "didn't actually expect anyone to do that" and.. "MY BLOG STILL IS ON THE INTERNET?!"
(yes I also know that you can see my sunglasses in the background.. but I can't see the computer with them on! and.. there are random clouds.. )
soooo its not THAT bad.just thought this blog would be me clearing things up?I DID NOT STAB THAT HORNET WITH THE FORK!! I see that the pictures of me pretending to eat it make it look like I stabbed it. THIS IS NOT THE CASE! he was clinging to the side of the fork! it wouldn't be either brave or buddhist of me to have stabbed it! gosh!!
second of all.. I AM 'laugh out loud' funny!
"I laughed at your hornet blog post...I liked the parts about the dogs coming in" said my lovely Margot on my Facebook Status 2 hours ago
" i was reading today and really enjoyed the story about the hornet :)"says lovely Alysha (WHO JUST GRADUATED!! congrats!!) 12 hours ago.
SO!! I guess I'll keep blogging since I bring SOME PEOPLE joy with my stories and photos!one day.. one day I will make you laugh Dad... some day..actually wait no! you laughed at my blog about YOU not being laugh out loud funny! WIN!now I can rest again.if you would like to have
me clear up anything else.. let me know and maybe you'll get a celebrity cameo!
it is now going to rain. BAAAH AND I JUST PUT ON SUNSCREEN! into the cold basement I go..
<-- photographic evidence of me now
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SUN?!!